Didn't win the Powerball

Kinja'd!!! "Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen" (sportwagen)
01/13/2016 at 23:10 • Filed to: None

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How about you guys?


DISCUSSION (50)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:12

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Nope. Completely skunked. Bought 10 tickets, didn’t match the Powerball once. Shoulda bought beer instead.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:13

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identical results. complete and utter failure to win.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > ttyymmnn
01/13/2016 at 23:14

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Pretty much the same here... I got one of the white balls lol

2 of my picks had the 8 in them... but no powerballs :/

Oh well, I only bought 5 tickets ¯\_()_/¯


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:15

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nah


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Clown Shoe Pilot
01/13/2016 at 23:16

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Did ya at least get the powerball? I didn’t get jack shit :/

Oh well

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Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:16

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not even once


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/13/2016 at 23:16

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So are we all going to cry now?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:17

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I won!!!!

$2


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:17

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$12!

Hey, It’s something..


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Clown Shoe Pilot
01/13/2016 at 23:17

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:( same here


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:17

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Me neither. Shit. I’d already spent, like, half the money. And quit my job.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:18

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nah time to go about my business and only buy into it again if no one wins


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > ttyymmnn
01/13/2016 at 23:18

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Beer instead?

I don’t understand this concept.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > TheHondaBro
01/13/2016 at 23:18

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I thought the powerball got you $4?


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Birddog
01/13/2016 at 23:19

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Damn don’t spend it all at once!


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:19

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I won.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 23:20

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So you fixed your Phaeton?

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Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/13/2016 at 23:20

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Pretty much the only reason I bought a ticket...


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > StoneCold
01/13/2016 at 23:21

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$4 or $7?


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > StoneCold
01/13/2016 at 23:21

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...four dollars.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:22

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I was just posting the dramatic reveal! XD


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:22

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Just got a CNBC alert: Winner in California.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > StoneCold
01/13/2016 at 23:22

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I KNEW IT

I didn’t win anything :/


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PatBateman
01/13/2016 at 23:24

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Oh boy! Wonder what they’re going to spend it on... tofu? Prii? Buying a Chipotle and Starbucks?


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:24

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I got 1 lonely number out of 60.

I have to go back to work tomorrow. Damnit.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > StoneCold
01/13/2016 at 23:24

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lol


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:24

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One powerball match and one with two regular numbers matched. In other words, jack shit.


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > PatBateman
01/13/2016 at 23:25

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That person in California was not me, unfortunately.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Sneaky Pete
01/13/2016 at 23:26

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Same... I got the 8.

TWICE


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:27

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A lifetime supply of soy organic kale ecologically-responsible lattes.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PatBateman
01/13/2016 at 23:27

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Probably... #justCaliforniaStuff


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Sneaky Pete
01/13/2016 at 23:28

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If it was you, that's exactly the thing you'd say to throw us off your scent. GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEYS (to invest responsibly, of course)!!


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > PatBateman
01/13/2016 at 23:31

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Nah, if I won, I’d be like...FREE CAMRYS FOR EVERYONE!1


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Sneaky Pete
01/13/2016 at 23:33

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Well that’s rude. Camrys?


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:36

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Bought 20. Not a single winner. Not even a single Power Ball.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Axial
01/13/2016 at 23:38

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:(


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > PatBateman
01/13/2016 at 23:40

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Gotta stay grounded. To the ground.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Sneaky Pete
01/13/2016 at 23:41

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Is it me or is Seth Rogan the one that repeats the “Grounded to the ground?!?!” Comment?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:42

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That covers a pack of smokes and a twelver of High Life.

Life is good.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:45

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So wait only one winner? This legit boiled down to a 1 in near as makes no difference 300 million chance?

That is genuinely incredible.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
01/13/2016 at 23:46

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Apparently... I’d love to know exactly how many tickets were created and what the most common combos were :/


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/13/2016 at 23:49

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Lol, my wife bought one just so as to say she tried to win the one and a half billion dollar jackpot.

I woulda been all about dat 30 yearly payments of 37 million with the remainder in the fed bank earning 2.7% tax free until final withdrawal.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
01/13/2016 at 23:51

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LOL the way I thought about it, someone (with a SHIT TON of money) could have bought all 292.2 million combinations and made some nice money off of it (provided there were no other winners to split the jackpot...)


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/14/2016 at 00:19

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I got nothing. I just bought a ticket because everyone else was doing it though. Probably my first and last time buying a California lottery ticket.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/14/2016 at 02:27

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didn’t have a ticket.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > pip bip - choose Corrour
01/14/2016 at 02:40

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No shit... you weren’t anywhere near the US of A were you? Is all of this text upside down? Is there a kangaroo in your living room? Have you checked the food on the barbie? Is it koala for dinner?

#justAustraliaThings


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/14/2016 at 02:48

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we’re able to buy tickets online through a company called Lottoland.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > pip bip - choose Corrour
01/14/2016 at 10:29

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Whaaaaaaaat??? I thought that was illegal? Huh, interesting.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/14/2016 at 10:40

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I’ve never played. I was wondering if it was similar to a raffle a couple days ago and got schooled on that.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/15/2016 at 05:00

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only discovered this a couple of days ago.